End the bedtime battle tonight — with word-for-word scripts that tell you exactly what to say.
Get lifetime access to the Bedtime Script Pack inside The 8 PM Club app, plus 7 days free access to Bedtime Coach for personalised help.
✨ Trusted by 140+ parents across 6 countries.
🎉 Launch price — €14, ends Sunday, 21 June
No commitment. Cancel Coach anytime. Keep the scripts forever.
Need help choosing what to say tonight?
Bedtime Coach helps you handle the messy real-life moments that scripts alone can't predict. Tell Coach what happened tonight and get calm, clear, parent-ready words back.
“My 4-year-old keeps coming out of bed. What do I say?”
“My child screams when I leave the room.”
“They keep asking for one more drink.”
“They say they’re scared.”
“They won’t stop negotiating.”
Free for 7 days with your pack. After that it pauses — we never auto-charge you. Keep Coach for €19/month only if you choose to; cancel anytime, and your scripts stay open forever.
We read the child-development research so you don't have to. These scripts are grounded in the published work of researchers like Dr. Dan Siegel (name it to tame it), Janet Lansbury (calm limits), and Dr. Richard Ferber (graduated check-ins).
An independent educational resource. References to published research are for educational purposes only and do not imply endorsement, sponsorship, or affiliation.
I'm a Dublin mum of a 6-year-old. I wrote these scripts after one too many 2-hour bedtime battles — the nights I was too wiped to think of the right thing to say, and wished someone had just written it down for me. So I did. No agency, no big brand behind this — just one parent who got tired of losing the evening, sharing the exact words that finally worked in our house.
Do I have to subscribe to keep the scripts?
No. The Bedtime Script Pack is a €14 once-off purchase. Your scripts stay open forever, even if you cancel Bedtime Coach.
Will buying the €14 pack start a subscription?
No — €14 is a one-time payment, and nothing recurring starts today. The only subscription is Bedtime Coach, which is free for 7 days and only begins if you actively choose to keep it. You're never auto-charged.
What happens after the 7-day Coach trial?
Nothing happens automatically — we never auto-charge you. Coach simply pauses, and your scripts stay open forever. Keep Coach for €19/month only if you actively choose to; cancel anytime.
Is this a course?
No. It’s not a long parenting course. It’s a practical script pack for tired parents who want exact words to use at bedtime.
Where do I access the scripts?
Your scripts are delivered inside The 8 PM Club app so you can use them easily at bedtime.
Who is this for?
Parents of 2–5 year olds dealing with bedtime stalling, coming out of bed, negotiation, tears, fear, or pushback.
What if it doesn’t help?
If bedtime isn’t calmer after three nights, just reply to your receipt email and we’ll refund every cent — a 14-day money-back guarantee. No form, no questions.
I'm Nicola — a Dublin mum of a 6-year-old. I wrote these scripts after one too many 2-hour bedtime battles — the nights I was too wiped to think of the right thing to say, and wished someone had just written it down for me. So I did. No agency, no big brand behind this — just one parent who got tired of losing the evening, sharing the exact words that finally worked in our house.
— Nicola, Dublin, Ireland
🎉 Launch price — €14, ends Sunday, 21 June
No commitment. Cancel Coach anytime. Keep the scripts forever.
One pack for ages 2–5 — the right words for every stage, from the cot to the negotiating 5-year-old.